Music and Humor

Classical music is serious business. The composers, the history, the interpretations—all of it demands reverence and intellectual rigor. But let’s be honest: it’s also full of absurdity, drama, and moments so chaotic they deserve their own reality show.

That’s where my new podcast comes in.

What Is This Madness?

This is not your typical classical music podcast. There are plenty of those—deep dives into historical context, thoughtful discussions on performance practice, and interviews with esteemed musicians who speak in beautifully structured paragraphs. Mine, however, is a different beast.

Imagine:

• Tchaikovsky, but badly played.
• Theatrical levels of post-concert trauma.
• Fake sponsors offering questionable remedies for extreme emotional recovery.
• Pianists blaming the instrument for their mistakes (because it’s never our fault).

This podcast takes the world of classical music and pushes it into full chaos mode. Expect satire, behind-the-scenes confessions, and humor that only slightly hides the existential crises of being a musician.

Why a Podcast?

I love classical music. I’ve spent my life playing, teaching, and championing it. But I also love humor, and I think we need more of it in this world. Too often, classical music is presented as something untouchable, as if we’re all supposed to sit in silence and nod wisely. But the truth is, musicians joke, struggle, and occasionally cry over particularly cruel fingerings. This podcast is about embracing all of that—the beauty, the chaos, and the wonderfully unhinged moments that make this art form so human.

What to Expect

Each episode will be a wild mix of:

• Ridiculous storytelling—because every musician has at least one concert horror story.
• Musical analysis—but with a twist. (Ever wondered how Rachmaninoff’s Second Sonata would sound as a sponsor jingle? Wonder no more.)
• Special guests (when I can convince them to join the madness).
• Segments that make classical music feel a little less sacred and a lot more fun.

Join the Chaos

If you love classical music but also enjoy a good laugh (or if you just need some catharsis from your own musical nightmares), this podcast is for you. Stay tuned for the first episodes, and let’s dive headfirst into the beautifully absurd world of classical music—no concert etiquette required.

Until then, go practice… or just blame the piano.